I Think I May Have Killed J.D. Salinger

Here is a conversation between me and my husband last night.

Me: J.D. Salinger was blah blah blah...

Hubby: IS, he isn't dead.

Me: As far as we know.  Isn't he hiding out somewhere?

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Today I get this in my inbox:

Holy crap.

Update on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 1:41PM by Marissa

I want to clarify that I am deeply saddened by this news.  Salinger was one of my favorite writers ever and we have certainly lost a literary master. I only hope that his work and affect future generations the way it affected me.

This is breaking news?

I got this in my email at 2:21AM this morning:

Congrats, Ashton, you have officially made Twitter irrelevant.